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All the Grace of a Drunken Ostrich on Ice Skates

9/27/2017

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      Beauty and grace are everywhere. Whether it's an Olympic figure skater or a street dancer, gifts of poise and balance are obvious. The latter is a gift I wasn't blessed with. A tad over 5'5," I could be a twin for a newborn foal, and wearing heels, I have all the grace of a water buffalo on ice skates.
     And Misfortune declared itself my best friend beginning when I was very young. Through my youth I've been knocked unconscious by the family German Shepherd and hooked in the butt with my own fishing line. Then there was the time after a class choir performance that (on a dare)  I shoved the hook end of a wire hanger in my mouth. Minutes later my father walked into the classroom and saw choir-robe clad kids jumping in the air, pretending to take flight. I, on the other hand, sat huddled in a corner, hanger protruding from my mouth. With some help from the teacher and a few unintelligible  choice words muttered under his breath,  Daddy rescued me. He told Mama later that night that I'd looked like a gigged frog.
     During my college years, I thought I'd out-grown my clumsiness. I could match strides with talented players on the soccer field without incident and leaping in the air, serve killer spikes during intermural volleyball games.
     But during those same years on campus I once bounced down a flight of stairs on my rump (yeah, that's a good look), and knocked down the leading man during a play performance for a drama class. And how many people do you know that've fallen head-first into the Christmas tree or knocked down carolers like they were bowling pins?
   As a young parent, I prayed that this plague would skip my children--unlike me, the boys would have the ability to walk across the floor and chew gum at the same time. Imagine my dismay when a short time ago, my older son slipped on a Tic-Tac™ at the grocery store and fell face-first into a display of bladder protection pads. 
​     It looks as if the clumsy streak will be in my family for a while.
     


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    A little info about me...

     Award-winning  author (and sometimes illustrator) Debbie Roppolo grew up in the Blackland Prairie region of Texas, where miles of grassland and her horse stimulated very imaginative adventures and served as writing fodder for later years. She had to do something with those memories; having tea parties with chickens was too good to keep to herself.

         She has written for several of the Chicken Soup books in addition to various magazines and newspapers. Her children’s book titles include: Amelia Frump and her Peanut Butter-Loving, Overactive Imagination; Amelia Frump…is Cooking Up a Peanut Butter Storm (award-winning activity/cookbook);  and He’s My Brother.

          Shortly after beginning her own family, Roppolo discovered the reason why her mother turned prematurely gray, and that a cell phone, toilets and toddler make a poor combination. Rather than sitting in a corner, whimpering, and eating her weight in chocolate, Roppolo wrote her first parenting humor book, The Toilet is Overflowing and the Dog is Wearing My Underwear, that was based on her family’s antics. 

          After her younger son was diagnosed with autism, Roppolo and her husband co-founded Central Texas Autism Network, a network for persons who may have a relative or friend diagnosed with Autism, or professional that may deal with Autistic persons. She serves as an advocate for people with autism through her writing, by speaking to groups, and spreading awareness as various health-related functions.

         Cooking is her second passion, and Roppolo holds the honor of being an eight-time award-winning baker.

         Married for over twenty-four years, she resides in the Texas Hill Country with her husband and two children.

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