I’ve always had a taste for adventure. My joy, when I was ten years old, was to catch one of my horses in the pasture and in one fluid motion jump onto their back. I loved the feel of their hair, slick and shiny after months of concealment under winter coats, warmed by the sun, smooth as satin beneath my bare legs.
     Yelling, I sent my mount off at gallop with nothing for control or guidance—that’s right…no bridle. The tall prairie grasses whipped my calves as we raced across the sunbaked ground, as if punishing me for my recklessness. At that age I didn’t worry about the dangers that loomed. Truth is, I didn’t care. I was tasting excitement and loving it. I had adventure that is, until my grandmother stepped out onto her back porch one afternoon and witnessed my indulgence.
     I never saw her look so serious as made me promise not to embark on any more adventures that were so obviously reckless and selfish. And she sealed the deal by uttering four words every child wants to hear “I won’t tell Mama.” And let’s face it, seeing my seventy-year-old, prairie skirt-wearing grandmother hurdle a three board-high fence and run toward me, arms flailing like a scarecrow in a windstorm, wasn’t a sight I wanted to see again
     Now, I have different adventures as a parent. There have been times when my younger son (angry because he couldn’t get his way) has announced in Costco that I was “having fainting spell” and would “go home with anyone who had a bed.” In the same time span he asked if I planned to cook chicken for supper. Hmm…I guess the offer to be rid of me came with restrictions. And there was time that the same child announced to our grocery store’s door greeter that I planned to keep my pants on so the meat wouldn’t become rancid.
     My older son is subtler. Born with my snarky sense of humor, Jonathan once dressed the family dog in my rattiest underwear and encouraged it to model the attire for company—our new neighbors, a prudish couple by the names of Tomi and Paul. The next day I found a gift card for a local boutique shoved in my mailbox.  Of course Tomi, red-faced with embarrassment over the suggestion, denied doing it. But I had my doubts. A pup wearing undies with the words “Red Hot Mama” on the rump is enough to make even the most straight-laced person take action.
Yes, parenting is an adventure, sometimes containing more dangers and snares than riding a half-wild, bridleless horse, but I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

What's your most humorous adventure moment?

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A couple of weeks ago I was honored to be a guest on the George Wilder Jr. show, and during the course of our conversation we discussed several topics, including autism.

The show was a joy to be on, George is a great host, but I was caught flat-footed when he asked me to read an excerpt from The Toilet's Overflowing and the Dog is Wearing My Underwear.  Yep, I wasn't prepared--I missed that lesson when I was a girl scout.

So, in honor of National Autism Awareness Day, I thought I'd share a story from the book that also originally appeared in Mothers Always Write.

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, EVEN WHEN IT'S A ROLLER COASTER

  “Bless your heart, you‘re burdened,” is usually the comment from strangers to me after my twelve-year-old son, Joseph, has a meltdown. In the past, I almost fell over myself in my haste to offer an embarrassed apology and scoot away from what seemed like a throng of people as quickly as possible.
     Now an older and wiser me, with teeth gritted, smiles and offers an explanation for Joseph’s actions–he has autism, and something in his surroundings has over-stimulated him, thus the meltdown. Like an infomercial host, I explain ASD–what it is, symptoms, and how things in our environment might affect someone with autism. Sometimes, that’s followed by a sad look from the other person, and they mutter, “My, my…you didn’t ask for that, did you?”
     In those circumstances, I bite my lip to keep sarcastic, almost hysterical laughter at bay. The stranger meant well. She was offering compassion, something often lacking in our society. But no, I didn’t ask for my child, my heart, to have a neurological disorder.
     Having a child on the autism spectrum is comparable to a roller-coaster ride. There are the up moments. Like when your child says for the first time “Mama, I love you,” and you’ve waited seven years to hear it because he’s been almost completely non-verbal. Or countless hours of teaching and tears (because there doesn‘t seem to be comprehension), trying to get him to kick versus dribble the soccer ball into the net. But at the state Special Olympic games he kicks it in on the very first try.
      Then there are the times when you’re at a restaurant, and your child is having a screaming, kicking fit because the waiter cut the burger in half, and Junior never eats his burger cut in half (kids on the spectrum like routine). Every eye (it seems) is focused on your family, and you wish you could crawl into that darn sandwich and hide from the world.
But, this has been a journey of learning for me. I have discovered how to look past physical appearances and abilities and see people’s determination and beauty within. Though I’m a perpetual work in progress, I have been a scholar of lowering the walls, practicing empathy, moving past emotional scars, and loving with my whole heart.
     And Joseph has become my biggest teacher. He has taught me to appreciate the smaller things in life: the majesty of the sun setting on the hills; the magic in a bird’s song; delicious aromas of the earth as it awakens in the mornings. Nothing is to be taken for granted, especially the sweet, sing-song chant of a child’s conversation.
     One Saturday, Joseph walked into the living room and watched as I danced to “Uptown Funk.” Wordlessly, he stepped in front of me and began stomping in time to the music–an accomplishment for someone on the Autism spectrum. Tears clouded my vision. I was grateful when the song ended because I have all the grace of an ostrich on ice and I wasn’t prepared to spend Saturday morning in the emergency room.
     Joseph chewed his finger as he studied me. “La vita e bella, Mama?” he questioned, reading the front of my shirt.
     “Yes Joseph, La vita e bella. It means ‘Life is beautiful.’”
     And it is, even when it’s a roller coaster ride of emotions.
 
First appeared in Mothers Always Write e-zine (07/2015).
 
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